İnsanın fikri neyse zikri de odur demeden önce bir düşünün o yüzden. Kendimizi sevelim, bedenimiz en büyük yatırımımız.
Yüzünüz kızarmasın, penis hayatın bir gerçeği, penis neslimizin devamı için bir olmazsa olmaz. Penis olmasaydı ne siz ne biz burada olabilirdik.
Aman ne diyorum ben be? Buyrun, hayatın içinden ve nereden çıktığı belli olmayan en penise benzeyen 25 şey. Sınıflandırmak zor.
Çin’deki People’s Daily gazetesinin binası, talihsiz bir yapı
![cin-peoplesdaily-penis-binasi](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%22%20width%3D%22650%22%20height%3D%22365%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20650%20365%22%3E%3Cfilter%20id%3D%22b%22%3E%3CfeGaussianBlur%20stdDeviation%3D%2212%22%20%2F%3E%3C%2Ffilter%3E%3Cpath%20fill%3D%22%236f6d6e%22%20d%3D%22M0%200h650v363H0z%22%2F%3E%3Cg%20filter%3D%22url(%23b)%22%20transform%3D%22translate(1.3%201.3)%20scale(2.53906)%22%20fill-opacity%3D%22.5%22%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23f0f2f1%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22rotate(142.9%20109.5%2057.9)%20scale(42.32342%20234.97609)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%231a1617%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(52.47121%2037.01437%20-146.99025%20208.37197%2037.1%2039)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23909291%22%20cx%3D%22182%22%20cy%3D%2286%22%20rx%3D%2257%22%20ry%3D%2257%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23e7e7e7%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(-30.82145%20-3.02207%206.33829%20-64.64287%20255%2039.9)%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fg%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E)
Allah’ın gücüne gitmesin ama BU NE BE?
![penis-allah-kahretmesin](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%22%20width%3D%22600%22%20height%3D%22600%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20600%20600%22%3E%3Cfilter%20id%3D%22b%22%3E%3CfeGaussianBlur%20stdDeviation%3D%2212%22%20%2F%3E%3C%2Ffilter%3E%3Cpath%20fill%3D%22%23514b4d%22%20d%3D%22M0%200h600v600H0z%22%2F%3E%3Cg%20filter%3D%22url(%23b)%22%20transform%3D%22translate(1.2%201.2)%20scale(2.34375)%22%20fill-opacity%3D%22.5%22%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23e46892%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22rotate(3.6%20-1399%201897)%20scale(30.25673%2051.00094)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23292f2d%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(28.72568%2013.83741%20-109.1126%20226.51149%20196%20119.8)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%236b716f%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(28.56489%2021.69908%20-67.26937%2088.55407%2019.3%20198.7)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%237e6a70%22%20cx%3D%22113%22%20cy%3D%2234%22%20rx%3D%2252%22%20ry%3D%22136%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fg%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E)
“Arayıp da bulamadığım”
![penis-asik-kadin](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%22%20width%3D%22400%22%20height%3D%22251%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20400%20251%22%3E%3Cfilter%20id%3D%22b%22%3E%3CfeGaussianBlur%20stdDeviation%3D%2212%22%20%2F%3E%3C%2Ffilter%3E%3Cpath%20fill%3D%22%23b3b3b3%22%20d%3D%22M0%200h400v250H0z%22%2F%3E%3Cg%20filter%3D%22url(%23b)%22%20transform%3D%22translate(.8%20.8)%20scale(1.5625)%22%20fill-opacity%3D%22.5%22%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23fff%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22rotate(-152.1%20106%20-7.6)%20scale(136.61476%2054.60637)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%234d4d4d%22%20cx%3D%22111%22%20cy%3D%22154%22%20rx%3D%22145%22%20ry%3D%2261%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%235c5c5c%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22rotate(-46%20195%20-103.1)%20scale(25.96451%20112.2887)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23fff%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(26.45603%20-43.35452%20115.37056%2070.40205%20208%2018.8)%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fg%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E)
Bana bir aydınlanma geldi
![penis-avize](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%22%20width%3D%22500%22%20height%3D%22632%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20500%20632%22%3E%3Cfilter%20id%3D%22c%22%3E%3CfeGaussianBlur%20stdDeviation%3D%2255%22%20%2F%3E%3C%2Ffilter%3E%3Cpath%20fill%3D%22%2357564c%22%20d%3D%22M0%200h498v632H0z%22%2F%3E%3Cg%20filter%3D%27url(%23c)%27%20fill-opacity%3D%27.5%27%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%239f9b86%22%20fill-opacity%3D%22.5%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22rotate(29.6%20-509.7%20451.3)%20scale(146.75534%20241.15183)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%2312131d%22%20fill-opacity%3D%22.5%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(-120.51469%20-18.65666%2075.91444%20-490.37744%20455.7%20337)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23988a21%22%20fill-opacity%3D%22.5%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(115.16424%203.33613%20-2.69699%2093.10093%20236.4%20138.4)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23888d8c%22%20fill-opacity%3D%22.5%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(-104.39225%20-108.648%2058.50391%20-56.2123%20171%20394.6)%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fg%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E)
Biliyorsunuz, penis diş macunu gibidir, sıkarsınız ama geri sokamazsınız…
![penis-dis-macunu](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%22%20width%3D%22500%22%20height%3D%22317%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20500%20317%22%3E%3Cfilter%20id%3D%22b%22%3E%3CfeGaussianBlur%20stdDeviation%3D%2212%22%20%2F%3E%3C%2Ffilter%3E%3Cpath%20fill%3D%22%239c9f8f%22%20d%3D%22M0%200h500v316H0z%22%2F%3E%3Cg%20filter%3D%22url(%23b)%22%20transform%3D%22translate(1%201)%20scale(1.95313)%22%20fill-opacity%3D%22.5%22%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%236b6878%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22rotate(-16.9%20398.7%20-382.8)%20scale(64.16769%2028.35012)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23e2ebb5%22%20cx%3D%2231%22%20cy%3D%22155%22%20rx%3D%2239%22%20ry%3D%2229%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23a7b752%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(-61.23385%20169.5664%20-20.2345%20-7.30709%2016.1%2093)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23a4b643%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(-71.97093%2062.08565%20-19.52703%20-22.63612%20226.4%20149.7)%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fg%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E)
Aslında masum bir el sabunuydu ama sakin bir gece, her şey tersine döndü
![penis-el-sabunu](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%22%20width%3D%22500%22%20height%3D%22319%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20500%20319%22%3E%3Cfilter%20id%3D%22c%22%3E%3CfeGaussianBlur%20stdDeviation%3D%2255%22%20%2F%3E%3C%2Ffilter%3E%3Cpath%20fill%3D%22%237c7c7c%22%20d%3D%22M0%200h500v318H0z%22%2F%3E%3Cg%20filter%3D%27url(%23c)%27%20fill-opacity%3D%27.5%27%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23bbb%22%20fill-opacity%3D%22.5%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(5.14472%2057.02479%20-323.43392%2029.17987%20408.6%20269)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23464646%22%20fill-opacity%3D%22.5%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(-7.66732%2064.26045%20-193.5906%20-23.0985%20385.5%2050.9)%22%2F%3E%3Cellipse%20fill%3D%22%23464646%22%20fill-opacity%3D%22.5%22%20rx%3D%221%22%20ry%3D%221%22%20transform%3D%22matrix(-43.10329%20230.32038%20-68.94202%20-12.90215%201%20162.7)%22%2F%3E%3Cpath%20fill%3D%22%23686868%22%20fill-opacity%3D%22.5%22%20d%3D%22M237.3%20284.2l-56.6-39%20160.1-29.4z%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fg%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E)
Bu gece karla karışık yağmur bekleniyor
![penis-hava-durumu](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI1MDAiIGhlaWdodD0iMzIzIiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNTAwIDMyMyI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
“Merhaba, ben Osman Yağmurdereli”
![penis-kaktus](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSIzMjMiIGhlaWdodD0iMjc4IiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgMzIzIDI3OCI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
Bir top 5 Lira, iki top bedava
![penis-kulah](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI1MDAiIGhlaWdodD0iNjI3IiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNTAwIDYyNyI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
Paris Moda haftasında “happy ending”
![penis-moda-fuari-defile](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSIzMjAiIGhlaWdodD0iNDgwIiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgMzIwIDQ4MCI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
“Ekim’e kadar bütün odalarımız dolu”
![penis-otel-tabela](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI1MDAiIGhlaWdodD0iNjAyIiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNTAwIDYwMiI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
Patatesin faydaları
![penis-patates-sekli](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI1MDAiIGhlaWdodD0iMzE3IiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNTAwIDMxNyI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
“Çok yalnızım”
![penis-plaj-golge](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI1MDAiIGhlaWdodD0iMzMxIiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNTAwIDMzMSI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
Bunlar hep sübliminial işte
![penis-reklam](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI1MDAiIGhlaWdodD0iMzE3IiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNTAwIDMxNyI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
Bu ise sübliminalin dibi
![penis-sex-and-city-afis](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI1MDAiIGhlaWdodD0iNTAwIiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNTAwIDUwMCI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
Bu ağacı kesecekler diye binlerce kişi sokağa dökülse mesela?
![penis-agac-orman](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI2MjUiIGhlaWdodD0iNDY5IiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNjI1IDQ2OSI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
Bu dövmeyi yapan dövmeci kör oldu
![penis-bacak-dovme](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI2MjUiIGhlaWdodD0iNzYzIiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNjI1IDc2MyI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
İşte “çadır kurmak” deyiminin çıkış noktası
![penis-cadir-orman](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI2MjUiIGhlaWdodD0iNDAwIiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNjI1IDQwMCI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
C vitamini deposu
![penis-cilek-meyve](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI2MjUiIGhlaWdodD0iNDc0IiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNjI1IDQ3NCI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
Eskileri böyle değerlendiriyorlar
![penis-eski-esya-kulustur](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI2MjUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTEwOSIgdmlld0JveD0iMCAwIDYyNSAxMTA5Ij48cmVjdCB3aWR0aD0iMTAwJSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxMDAlIiBmaWxsPSIjY2ZkNGRiIi8+PC9zdmc+)
Son düzlük, foto finiş
![penis-fransa-turu](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI2MjUiIGhlaWdodD0iMzc2IiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNjI1IDM3NiI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
…
![penis-kadinlar-oyun](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI2MjUiIGhlaWdodD0iNDk5IiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNjI1IDQ5OSI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
“True story bro”
![penis-olta-balik-deniz](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI2MjUiIGhlaWdodD0iODMzIiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNjI1IDgzMyI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
Alın yazısı gibi
![penis-ter-baba-tshirt](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI2MTMiIGhlaWdodD0iOTMyIiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNjEzIDkzMiI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)
![penis-havadan-goruntu](data:image/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHdpZHRoPSI2MDAiIGhlaWdodD0iNDUwIiB2aWV3Qm94PSIwIDAgNjAwIDQ1MCI+PHJlY3Qgd2lkdGg9IjEwMCUiIGhlaWdodD0iMTAwJSIgZmlsbD0iI2NmZDRkYiIvPjwvc3ZnPg==)